CHIP 'N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS: First Trailer For the Disney+ Streaming Movie Is Released

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I had an idea around season 1 of the new Ducktales for them

Huey, Dewey and Louie are told several bed time stories by Daisy after the boys are upset and missing their Uncle Donald when he is deployed. Each night, they are told a new story to help them cope without their Uncle. Whether or not these stories are true, well, that’s up to the reader, I guess

Issue 16
Sometimes Some Crimes...

Roscoe and DeSoto are chasing Chip and Dale all over the train station threatening the duo and reminding them that Jimmy the cockroach always gets his money and they’ll pay one way or another. When they momentarily ditch the the Dobermans, they nervously decide to board a train to escape; the only problem is that they have no boarding passes or money.

That is when they come across a simple mechanic working on a train. In typical hyper fashion the rodents plea with the simpleton, “We have to get on that train.” To which the slim lion responds, in slow and opposite form, “Hi, I’m Wildcat.” With a fearful sense of urgency, they try again, “Please, we have to get on that train.” “I’m sorry friendly gophers, but I can’t let you on the train without passes.” Dale says “We’re not gophers, we’re chipmunks and if you don’t let us on the train something really bad is going to happen.” Excited, and with childlike innocence, Wildcat asks “Are you a psychic?” Angry, but looking to seize the opportunity, Dale allows the ruse to play out by saying yes. While Chip is angry with Dale for possibly getting them into more trouble with his latest con, he begrudgingly goes along with it as it looks like the only way to save their skin at the moment. Dale convincingly tells Wildcat he is a psychic and that bad things will happen if they don’t stowaway. WC proceeds to bring them aboard under the guise as his assistant mechanics and they will bunk with him. He promises not to tell anyone Dale is a psychic.

Guests on the train include:
-Tina Beakley
-Princess Grace
-Peg (Lady and the Tramp)
-Bae and Boo Beagle
-(Hathi) Jr
-Ripcord McQuack
-Ting and Ming (Rescue Rangers)
-Vincent Falcon
-Thomas O’Malley

As night falls, the trains breaks down and the bewildered Wildcat must step outside to decipher the cause. When the conductor, Ace London, knocks on everyone’s respective rooms to let them know of the delay, Wildcat makes his way back inside to give his analysis. London leaves Wildcat to explain the odd absence of a very important motor part, the dinglehopper. It is WC who realizes one passenger was still in his room. London, in front of WC and the passengers, opens Falcon’s door and discovers the gangster has been murdered.

London and the passengers panic until WC calms everyone by introducing (and being chastised by London for bringing on board) the stowaways. He tries to calm the passengers by telling them that Dale is a psychic, much to the chagrin of Chip. Dale says “If everyone stays calm, I, Dale Spenser and my associate, Chipper ‘Chip’ Monk, will get to the bottom of this. Through thorough interviews and detailed, crime scene combing, Chip uses his deductive skills to figure out what’s really going on.

Each person was linked by an association with Thaddeus ‘Duckworth’ Foxhound.

-Tina Beakley’s ties to the spy were documented in previous issues.
-Princess Grace’s life was saved by ‘DW’ during a mission.
-Peg (Lady and the Tramp), who was acting as an assistant for the princess, was, in truth, a former lover of DW.
-Bae is the estranged sister of DW who always regretted walking away from her older brother for her derelict husband, Boo Beagle, who’s accent and culture overwhelmed the once-British-cultured Bae
-(Hathi) Jr is the son of the elephant colonel who’s life was saved by his compatriot, DW, during their time together in the British Armed Horses (animal puns), owed DW a life debt as per his father’s final wish before his death
-Ripcord McQuack, disguised as the service attendant on the train, was once an air pirate until DW showed him the error of his ways. He’s now a local pilot with a reputable business, a wife, a son, and a daughter
-Ting and Ming are twin pandas that were rescued by DW from imprisonment.
-Thomas O’Malley was hired by Vincent Falcon as his body guard when, in fact, he was a street-rat informant, and friend, of DW.
-Ace London was the godson of DW

Regardless of false claims that a stranger ran into, and out of, the train to commit the murder, Chip, with minimal help from Dale, while comically assisted by WC, figures out that each passenger, including McQuack, is responsible for the murder. Gathered by a vengeful Beakley, each friend of DW conspired to kill Falcon for what he had done.

Beakley and the others believed their only obstacle was Wildcat which is why Boo Beagle snuck out and dismantled the motor. They believed that WC wasn’t bright enough to figure out the murder and, by the time they arrived at their destination, the evidence would’ve run cold.

Chip tells the conspirators that, when they arrive, he will surely tell the cops and that the only way for them to get away with (what they refer to as justifiable) murder is to kill him as well. Dale chimes in and says “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. You can let me go.” Wildcat still hasn’t put the entire thing together.

When no one can bring themselves to kill Chipper, he realizes that not everything is black and white and the compulsive chipmunk must make the decision to turn them in or let them go free.
He decides to let them go free.

Note: There are tons of eggs here. The title is actually the first words of Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers intro song. The mischievous nature of the duo is reminiscent of the trouble the dou caused as antagonists to the likes of Pluto, Donald, and others. Roscoe and DeSoto are from Oliver and Company. Jimmy the Cockroach is from Lilo and Stitch: The Series. Wildcat is from TaleSpin and the ‘friendly gophers’ comment harkens back to the many times WBs Goofy Gophers and our protagonists have been confused for one another. What follows is based on the book, Murder in the Orient Express. Princess Grace (of Walla-Walla-Bing-Bang) is a one-off TaleSpin character. Peg, as mentioned, is from Lady and the Tramp. There is a big reveal, and introduction of major characters, in Bae and Boo Beagle, and (new) origins to the Beagle family. (Hathi) Jr is from Jungle Book. Launchpad’s father, Ripcord McQuack, turns up. Ting and Ming, of Rescue Rangers, speaks to the underlying imprisonment to which the original episode alluded. Thomas O’Malley is from Aristocats. Ace London was a one-off character from TaleSpin. The line, ‘Dale Spenser and my associate, Chipper ‘Chip’ Monk,’ is a direct homage to the shows Psych and Monk and updates the personalities of the chipmunks. It was almost too easy giving Chip his last name.