Created by Logan Hugueny-Clark, the Deadpool animated musical is officially summarized as follows: “Ryan Reynolds is on a vengeance warpath, and some serious tea bagging ensues” (truth in advertising, it’s actually Deadpool who’s on the vengeance warpath).
For those who want to sing along, here are the lyrics as posted on Hugeny-Clark’s YouTube page:
“I got the cancer, it's in my whole body,
I gave myself up, to a gang who could fix me,
But they were evil, Francis and his cronies,
Now I see...
They shot my a[rse]hole, the midst of a freeway fight,
X-Men came for me, so I fled right out of sight,
I miss her so much, my broken heart is my plight,
I ain't right...
I will kill all the henchmen,
Like a Samurai,
I will slaughter all of them, Zero f*cks will be given by me.
I am on a vengeance warpath,
This will be a violent bloody bath,
I will kill all Ajax's henchmen,
Stay out of my way, or you'll die today.
My swords drip when they decapitate,
Henchmen shake when they see me irate,
My girl's bait, I'll go right for it,
'Cause this is my fate,
kill them all with hate.
So I stopped hating on these two X-Men freaks,
The Iron Russian, Ripley from Alien 3,
Attack the bad guys, free my love from suffering,
Bet it stings...
We will slaughter all of them,
Like a nuke and crane,
We will slaughter all of them,
Zero f*cks will be given by us.
I am on a vengeance warpath,
This will be a violent bloody bath,
I will kill all Ajax's henchmen,
Stay out of my way, or you'll die today.
My swords drip when they decapitate,
Henchmen shake when they see me irate,
My girl's bait, I'll go right for it,
'Cause this is my fate, kill them all with hate.
Watch us as we slaughter all,
like a wrecking ball,
Laugh as Francis crawls away.
I'll put a bullet in his brain, make his brain blood stain,
Then my chick reclaim today.
(c) 2016 lhugueny
Be sure to check out the live action Deadpool: The Musical, including an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at its making by clicking HERE.